People say the ideal man has a great sense of humor, a steady job, knows what he wants in life, and has a huge penis.
I only fall under one category.
Wanna take a guess?

Because I now spend my spare freetime creating pick-up lines for my friends & family, you get that work in progress.

Being the natural diplomat, I've found myself spending the past few days tryin' to salvage some type of relationship between family members.
Needless to say, my energies are bein' tapped an' stop me from posting regular content here.
Glad I got healthy in time for this.

For now, I leave you with this statement:
My wife beater and boxer briefs have matching colors; I figure someone out there is jealous.

Just curious, what does everyone out there want to see from this blog?
- More anecdotes.
- Random insight.
- Personal writings.
- All of the above?

I find myself w/ alot of postings that need editing an' would like an idea of what I should focus on getting out there first.